TALKING PICTURE JUDGE: Southland Tales
Southland Tales. As in Tales from Southern California, but a different California, where Dwayne “The Stun” Johnson is an deed prominent turned soothsayer, Justin Timberlake is a veteran of Iraq, Sean-William Scott is actually a pair of twins, and Sarah Michelle-Gellar is a porn diva named Krysta Now. “No-one rocks the cock like Krysta Now.” […]